Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Fox: The Left hates God.

  • Regrets, we have a few - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles is demanding that President Carebear show some spine and apologize for apologizing. Say, what? (Human Events)
  • No Apologies - Archie Comics refuses to bow to pressure from the Million Moms who have threatened to boycott Toys R’ Us because of the gay storyline in Archie:

    “We stand by Life with Archie #16. As I’ve said before, Riverdale is a safe, welcoming place that does not judge anyone. It’s an idealized version of America that will hopefully become reality someday. We’re sorry the American Family Association/OneMillionMoms.com feels so negatively about our product, but they have every right to their opinion, just like we have the right to stand by ours. Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people.“

    (Bleeding Cool)

  • Re-runs re-running - Notable theocrat and foe of Squirrels everywhere Mike Huckabee will be hosting… wait for it… another GOP Debate. Yup, Gomer will host a debate from Ohio, on Fox News (where else?) that will focus laser-like on jobs and the economy. Kill me now. (The Caucus)

4 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Reamus:

    Never thought I would congratulate Toys for anything,m but that is how all these nonsense people should be answered…damn near eloquent.

  2. Tengrain:

    Reamus – that wasn’t Toys, that was the people at Archie. As far as I know, Toys has not weighed in, and I’m not anticipating much from them.

    Rgds,

    TG

  3. Reamus:

    Ten-

    Sounds a lot more logical

    Reamus

  4. TheCunningRunt:

    I think the American Family Association has a point – after all, it’s the JOB of comic books to teach bigotry!