Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Herman Cain is a national treasure. WTF was that?
- Modest requests - Failed GOP Preznintial candidate and technically not a dwarf, theocrat Gary Bauer only wants to slut-shame coeds and demand that Secretary Clinton resign. Is that asking too much? (American Values)
- Hey guys, remember that time when the vulgar gelatinous mass Junkie Limbaugh attacked and slut-shamed a Georgetown coed because she was agitating that the conservative catholic school should offer birth control to the students? Me Neither!, but anyway, Sandra Fluke has responded, graciously. (TPM)
- Endorsements - Blue-eyed Snidely Whiplash wannabe and self-described serious person Paul Ryan loves the nonsensical budgets of the GOP candidates, even though they would explode the deficit by over $10T (yes, that’s a T for trillion dollars). (Think Progress)
Herman Cain would have used a dog and a car roof, but he doesn’t have Rmoney’s bucks.
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Video: In the first take they used petrol and a lit match, but they lost a little white girl that way, and Herman was worried that this one might let him push her head into his crotch when she grew up.
1). If there truly were a God, She would promiscuously introduce male pregnancy into Her Dominion.
2). The FCC should force Premiere Radio Networks to give Rushbo a time out (say about three months) before letting him back on the air, on probation.
3). Paul Ryan of the House Budget Committee finds GOP candidates’ budgets “very credible.” Incredible! He missed his true occupation when he gave up driving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
Re: video, apparently Pizza the Hutt couldn’t afford a focus group, or a test-screening.
Who has a kid actually KILL and throw dirt on a goldfish in the name of politics?
WTF is that SH*t???