News that will drive you to drink
Satan walks amongst us!
- Bats*** Crazy - The latest poll shows that 43% of registered mouth-breathing paste-eaters want The Death March with Cocktails, er, GOP convention to be brokered. I guess that is shorthand for still hating Willard? Yes. (CNN Poll — fair warning: it’s a PDF)
- 100th Anniversaries - No, not of Phyllis Schlafly’s hair-do, but of the sinking of the Titanic! And where better to celebrate a watery death than Branson Missouri, home of sturdy Rockette Wannabes, ’80s second-tier comedians (Yakoff Smirnoff, anyone?), and endless buffets of fried bits:
Doug Phillips founded the Christian Boy’s and Men’s Titanic Society in 1997, and each year the society hosts a gathering on the anniversary of Titanic’s sinking to commemorate the legacy of male chivalry demonstrated on board the ship when the great ocean liner foundered. The society stands for the proposition that the strong must sacrifice for the weak, that greater love has no man than he lay down his life for another, and that the doctrine of “women and children first” must be preserved.
- The Children’s Crusade Redux - One of the golden nuggets found in the cynical NOM strategy document is that they proposed “to hire a staff member at $50,000 a year “to identify children of gay parents willing to speak on camera.” Um, looks like they never found the victims that they so needed to complain about their gay parents. (Right Wing Watch)