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Bennie-the-Rat wants to have fun south of the border, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
- The Worlds Most Successful Book Tour® – Staff-banging serial-adulterer Newticles is firing his staff, you know, to control costs and to prepare for the Big Choice Convention:
“We think that a big part of how we succeed is getting back to core Gingrich, which is a focus on big ideas and positive solutions…”
Back to the core Gingrich? That involves kneepads, right? (Politico)
- We hate him, we really hate him - The Willard 2.0 is a stunning success! In just the very few weeks from roll-out, 52% of the country hates him, but none as much as the moderates and independents. (Mother Jones)
- ¡Geraldo! weeps for thee - What with all the attention being paid to hoodies-owners being gunned-down in the streets, it was only a matter of time until the NRA made a hoodie with a concealed gun pouch. (NRA Store)