News that will drive you to drink
- OK, guys, we keep hearing that no one likes magical panties enthusiast Willard 2.0 and yet he is winning the delegate count; go figure. Meanwhile, that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Pope Sanctomonious I is losing the delegate count, but hot damn! (literally? yes) The wingnuts love them some frothy theocrats. Anyway, here’s the latest data point that proves Willard is doomed and Frothy will be raptured up in the nude to the White House: hardly anyone is buying the Team Willard shirts (See above on the corpse in the grass): only 346 have sold. Now compare and contrast that to the ugly sweater vest preferred by Xristian Xrazy scolds: 3,000. (WaPo)
- Speaking of Willard, what about his super-secret meeting with staff-banging serial-adulterer Newticles? Willard is now admitting that he did indeed meet with Noot in the traditional undisclosed hotel room preferred by GOPers on the low-down everywhere (Hubba-hubba!), but says that nothing happened (Sad Panda). We imagine Newticles demanded Willard release his delegates or else Moon Colony 1 will attack! And offered 10 minutes with Callista to sweeten the deal. (TPM)
- And as long as we mentioned Frothy in our first item, we thought we should follow up with his latest endorsement, this one from Pastor Steven Andrews: “Rick Santorum is from God and will win with Christians and Catholics uniting for Santorum.” Just citing recent Catholic history, they are united for Santorum in a big way (ewww, gross). (Christian News Wire)
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Jeez, TG, make mine a double bartender and leave the bottle….
OK, guys, we keep hearing that no one likes magical panties enthusiast WILLARD 2.0 and yet he is winning the delegate count; go figure.
XXX$$$ = Y Nom Nom Nom Nomination.
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“………with Christians and Catholics uniting….”
Has anyone informed Frothy that he’s not Christian???
Secret Muslim!!!!!!!!!
341 of the people who bought the Romney T-shirt were ironical hipsters. The other five were bought by Mrs. Romney as Christmas gifts for her sons.
Norman Goldman calls him Mint Raw Money.
It’s odd that the fundies are behind Santorum since, I’ve been told, many of them call catholics papists. Wahtever. Neither he nor Mitt will win, and Obama will be re-elected so that a “democrat” will be the one to attack social security. Sigh. The aren’t even trying any more with the kabuki. Phoning it in.
One election every 112 years is enough.
“And offered 10 minutes with Callista to sweeten the deal. ” Then he sweetened the deal further by offering 5 minutes of Callista.
It would be sweet if every sentient Catholic realized that they aren’t considered “Christians” by the Republican base.