Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

  • How’s that Rogue thing workin’ out for ya? - Well, of course everyone knows by now that Mooselini was the co-host of some lame-stream media morning chat show, right? Anyway, she recommended that whoever the GOP nominee is, that he goes rogue and picks someone not afraid to shake it up, or something like that in her word salad. (The Ticket)
  • Some say, some said - “Thoughts? Did Obama Campaign Threaten Chelsea Clinton’s Life 2 Keep Parents Silent?” — and this passes as journalism by Fox News Anchors, tweeting that question out to their followers. (TPM)
  • Hey guys, remember that time when some Wingnutter in Wisconsin tried to fire-bomb the Planned Parenthood there shortly after notable theocrat Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I campaigned there? Me Neither!, but anyway, the local police have a suspect, an older white dude. I’m shocked. More to come, I’m sure. (Post-Crescent)

One Response to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Bruce388:

    “…Fox News Anchors, tweeting that question out to their followers.” Fox viewers are the first people I’d ask.