Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

(Raw Story) Welcome to Ohio State’s black cultural center.

  • War on Women - Taking a page from Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I, the GOP now says that those silly bubble-headed womins misunderstoodimated them. They were not declaring war on women, the lamestream media was declaring war on women! Oh, and then they compare women to cattle and insects. The end. (Raw Story)
  • Conspiracies! - The failed wingnuttian social engineering concern, The National Organization for Marriage wants to get at the deep, dark heart of the matter: who released their financial donors’ information to the Human Rights Campaign?! They think it must have been the jack-booted thugs at IRS! (NOMblog)
  • Do Cry For Me, Tiffany - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles’ think tank declared chapter 7 bankruptcy today, which is probably an eleventy-seven level chess move that only big thinkers like Gingrich could possible understand. Still, should be interesting to see if Callista sports a new pearl necklace (with drop earrings to match) as a consolation prize for not being First Mistress. (First Read)

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3 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Lefty Johnson: April 6th, 2012 at 7:30 am

    I guess they didn’t have time to add “in prison” at the end of the sentence, or they ran out of paint.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: April 6th, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Welcome to post-racial Ohio, TG.
    ~

  3. Randal Graves: April 6th, 2012 at 9:11 am

    As far as I know, Hall of Famer Gary Zimmmerman is still alive.