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Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Look out for the gay iceberg, Leonardo!

Firings – Well, that didn’t take long: Fox News has found and fired Gawker’s mole in their bunker. (WaPo)
Making Lemonade - Hey guys, remember that time when all of the web and social media platforms for the failed social engineering and homophobe club NOM were hacked? Me Neither!, but anyway, not one to miss an opportunity, NOM is using the hacking to ask for money from the paste-eaters. (NOM)
Grifters Gotta Grift - Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini so far has not used any of the money raised for SarahPAC to fund any candidates or causes. Whoopsie! (Politico)

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 12th, 2012 at 5:00 pm by Tengrain and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

Omnipotent Poobah: April 12th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Ddin’t Moosilini buy wardrobe with political contributions the last time? Maybe she’s become a Maxxinista!
Axel Grease: April 12th, 2012 at 6:20 pm
none of the candidates live up to the standards of the half-governor/half-wit/half-human from Wasilla
TheCunningRunt: April 12th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
That vid is so full of dim-witted fucktards that I need a drink.
Randall: April 13th, 2012 at 11:00 am
Well… it’s true: only a small percentage of homosexuals are born that way… the rest are sucked into it.

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