News you can use all day
- Bored in the USA - Notable anger goblin, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fell asleep during The Boss’ big concert at Madison Square Garden, which I think is the one impeachable offense in the Garden State. (Spinner)
- Poll Position - If you happen to see sprockets and sparks shooting out of the crainial unit on Willard 2.0 today, don’t be surprised. The latest poll shows that he is losing Wingnuttia, the Midwest, youth, Xristian Xrazies, women, children, and houseplants. Willard 2.0′s core constituency of money and space aliens are firmly with him, however, so he’s got that goin’ for him. (Politico)
- Pray Away The Gay - That lovable closet case Marcus Bachmann is still
cruising for hot, sweaty man-on-man action practicing ex-gay reparative therapy. (Truth Wins Out)
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Christie’s gonna have his boomer card revoked.
If you happen to see sprockets and sparks shooting out of the crainial unit on Willard 2.0 today, don’t be surprised. The latest poll shows that he is losing Wingnuttia, the Midwest, youth, Xristian Xrazies, women, children, and houseplants…
Hot damn’ diggety! Between the Wingnuts’ distaste for Mittens, and the Pwogwessives’ disillusionment with Obummer, the 2012 Freak Circus could see a depressingly low turnout.
Mind you, when I say “depressingly low turnout” I mean, of course, “exhilaratingly low turnout”.