The Morning Quote

”If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

–Ted Nugent

The Secret Service would like a word with you, Ted…

(WSJ)

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13 Responses to “The Morning Quote”

  1. Lefty Johnson: April 17th, 2012 at 7:25 am

    We can only hope, Teddy.

  2. Lefty Johnson: April 17th, 2012 at 7:26 am

    I should have added that I truly hope that nobody else has to go with you. Just go alone and begone.

  3. RWW: April 17th, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Remember, the Rmoney campaign bragged about getting this asshole’s endorsement. Whoa dude, how cool is that?

  4. Cthulhu: April 17th, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Another pussy chickenhawk. Nobody sane buys your bullcrap Ted.

  5. Bruce388: April 17th, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Weren’t his 15 minutes of fame over in 1978?

  6. carol: April 17th, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Now he can claim to be persecuted for using his first admandment Rights. He’ll be the victim and Obama the bully. First frre speech then everyone’s guns.

  7. Axel Grease: April 17th, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    to anyone who ever wasted money buying a Ted Nugent album – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. Matty Boy: April 17th, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    I’m assuming he means he’s going to drink himself to death like in “Leaving Las Vegas” or he’ll get pulled over for a massive DUI.

    Oh, that’s right, he doesn’t drink. He’s an asshole 24/7 without the soothing benefits alcohol can bring.

  9. Lefty Johnson: April 17th, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Alas, breaking news…from the interwebs…

    Update: A spokesman for the Secret Service tells us, “We are aware of it, and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up.”

  10. Dimitrios: April 17th, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    With the Secret Service casting an eye over you, hadn’t you better move up the date on that prediction, Ted?

  11. Mike Flugennock: April 17th, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    D’ahh ha ha ha ha ha haahh.

    Sounds like The Nuge still hasn’t returned from The Land Inside Of His Mind.

  12. Reamus: April 17th, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Oh yes PLEASE answer my fervent prayer you jackass…

  13. TheCunningRunt: April 17th, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I love it when dim-wits like Teddy speak their tiny little minds – it makes our point for us, and so poignantly!