Endorsements!

Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, Mr. Boehner said it was clear that the former Massachusetts governor was going to be the party’s standard bearer and that he would “be proud to support Mitt Romney and do everything I can to help him win.”

“At least,” Weepy did not sob, “at least he was not eaten by penguins. Anyone got a light?” The Speaker then polished off another Jim Beam and passed out. “Goddamn Cantor,” he didn’t slur.

(WSJ)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 18th, 2012 at 7:03 am by Tengrain and is filed under 2012 Goat Rodeo, snark, Weepy, Willard. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “Endorsements!”

  1. Bruce388: April 18th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Boner seems to be warming up for another crying jag.

  2. TheCunningRunt: April 18th, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    ‘“Goddamn Cantor,” he didn’t slur.’

    Well, he should’a!