Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Hey guys, remember that time Phyllis Schlafly told those cadets to beware of feminists… the video turned up.
- Suck on this - Did you know that the heart-beat anti-abortion bill that has been winding its way through the Ohio legislature started off as an idea at an adult-aged slumber party? Me Neither! But it’s true! And you know that else? When these ladies had their slumber party, the original criteria for denying abortions was going to be when the fetus sucked its thumb. (Cincinatti.com)
- Feather Nesting - Remember that time that Florida’s Governor (the one who looks like National Inquirer’s Bat Boy) Rick Scott wanted all the welfare cheats drug tested (and coincidentally he owned a string of drug testing clinics)? Anyway, it was thrown out in court shortly after being enacted ($45,000 in cost to the taxpayers) and they found a statistically insignificant 2.6% of those Caddy-driving welfare queens (not Stepford Ann) had used drugs. (TPM)
- The Sunday Talkies - New research tells us what we already know: The Sunday Talkies are heavily skewed towards Republicans. Cokie Roberts reflexively burped out to the Greek Dwarf, “Both sides do it,” when she heard the news. (FAIR)
There are no bad words, only bad prune faced bluehairs.
Shoot.
Next thing you know, TG is gonna tell us The Washington Post isn’t actually liberal.
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Good Lord, Thunder! But look at the columnists, not one of ‘em is under 70, except for The Dick Whisperer. They all should be DFHs, right?
Rgds,
TG
They don’t live in Cincinatti, they live in Cincinnati.