Happy Hour News Briefs
News that is best shaken and not stirred
(Petunia and Pals) Petunia accuses President Carebear of lying.
- Dimwitted bow and arrow enthusiast and noted ’70s nostalgia act Ted Nugent has written an opinion piece in which he wonders if it would have been better if the South had won the Civil War. No, really. (Washington Times)
- Infamous thin-skinned ginger congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) suddenly resigned. (TPM)
- Four Idiots, one Cupp - C-list MSNBC news person S.E. Cupp cannot stand militant aetheists:
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Anyone else notice that Secular Coalition for America’s logo was behind her as she was using her
spidey sensesjournalism-fu and saying she would not name them? God, she’s an idiot. (The Friendly Atheist)

Petunia you silly-assed fake blond thing, your roots are still showing.
My prediction is that, when her looks start to fade, S.E. Cupp will have a much publicized “Road to Damascus” (Road to Dumbasscus, anyone?) moment and will come out as a Bible-believin’, born again fundie. She will ride that evangelical gravy train to make up for the fact that Bill Maher and the cable stations won’t be so interested in her.
Goodness gracious! I feel sooo dirty that I caught the Cupp reference. I am going to vomit now. Thanks Tengrain!
Ditto the Cupp reference. I used to think that Pink Flamingos was the strangest/grossest film I’d ever seen, but noooooooooo!
What does she “envy” about religious people? Either she has found a way to view life without God or she hasn’t. And how is that grading system despicable? I would grade Obama with an “F” for praying for guidance, just as I would if he said he was writing letters to Santa Clause for answers because, you know, I’m an atheist and don’t believe praying for guidance is the same thing as carefully studying issues to arrive at solutions.