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Willard is one of the people.
- Making an offer you cannot refuse - The Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby Barack Obama’s campaign has made an offer:
“So I am prepared to provide assurances on just that point: if the Governor will release five years of returns, I commit in turn that we will not criticize him for not releasing more–neither in ads nor in other public communications or commentary for the rest of the campaign,” Messina wrote.
Which of course The Willard Mechanism rejected and so now there will be six more weeks of winter (and more importantly Willard’s taxes are back at the top of the news again – heh-heh-heh-heh). (The Ticket)
- Screw cake! Let them eat nothing! - Meet Missouri’s US Senate Candidate Todd Aikens who “told reporters on Thursday that the federal government should “end its support for school lunch programs.” Soulless-Eyed Child Starver? Yes, we’ll go with that. (Think Progress)
- The jokes just write themselves - Bill Gates hosts a fair to build a better toilet. Let’s hope Mr. Clippy is somehow involved. (Mashable)
Good old Barry, still thinks a knife will win the gunfight.
Willard doesn’t look very comfortable reviewing the troops.
As the man responsible for Windows, Gates ought to do a bangup job with toilets.
Those guys in the photo who are crossing their arms in front of their genitals as Romney walks past are thinking, you and your 1%er friends have taken everything else I’ve got, but you can’t have the dick.
An up close look at a gazillion-aire. How thrilling for them to see the shine on his shoes, and how he tucks his shirt into his designer jeans. They have their arms crossed as an excuse not to shake his manicured hands…
With a properly constituted jury (in other words, not of his peers) I am fairly certain I could have Todd Aikens indicted of attempted child abuse.
Look where Willard’s hands are. Who the hell walks like that? Is he drying his nails?