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Willard is one of the people.
- Making an offer you cannot refuse - The Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby Barack Obama’s campaign has made an offer:
“So I am prepared to provide assurances on just that point: if the Governor will release five years of returns, I commit in turn that we will not criticize him for not releasing more–neither in ads nor in other public communications or commentary for the rest of the campaign,” Messina wrote.
Which of course The Willard Mechanism rejected and so now there will be six more weeks of winter (and more importantly Willard’s taxes are back at the top of the news again – heh-heh-heh-heh). (The Ticket)
- Screw cake! Let them eat nothing! - Meet Missouri’s US Senate Candidate Todd Aikens who “told reporters on Thursday that the federal government should “end its support for school lunch programs.” Soulless-Eyed Child Starver? Yes, we’ll go with that. (Think Progress)
- The jokes just write themselves - Bill Gates hosts a fair to build a better toilet. Let’s hope Mr. Clippy is somehow involved. (Mashable)