Janine Turner to Address GOP tonight!
Frightening now-peroxided former Northern Exposure gamine Janine Turner is scheduled to speak to the GOP tonight. We provide you with this preview of her speech:
The ’90s are officially dead.
(H/T: @ChrislHayes via Twitter)

I really enjoyed Northern Exposure- but I thought she was the weak link.
Looks like they caught her in the big butterfly net, at least.
wow, her career arc was kind of a cliff, wasn’t it?
wow, her career arc was kind of a cliff, wasn’t it?
… or a “Cliffhanger”!
Thanks folks! Tip the veal, try your waitress!
Hey darling, reason is out there some where on a bender with facts. Since you full goose bozos on the right kicked them both to the curb they’ve been having a hard time of it.
OK, I just watched the trailer and I got a coupla questions:
1. Who did your eye makeup and why?
2. Where did you shoot this? In your backyard?
Hey, it’s an hour or so she gets to spend indoors. Maybe they’ll even throw in a corndog.
Absolutely the most worthless video I’ve seen this year. But the election season is still getting started so there’s still hope for a new “winner”.
My eyes! They burn! Internet eye-wash station please!
Still only a runner up in the ‘crazy eyes’ category. Michele Bachmann remains the reigning cham-peen.