Janine Turner to Address GOP tonight!

Frightening now-peroxided former Northern Exposure gamine Janine Turner is scheduled to speak to the GOP tonight. We provide you with this preview of her speech:

The ’90s are officially dead.

(H/T: @ChrislHayes via Twitter)

10 Responses to “Janine Turner to Address GOP tonight!”

  1. joesdaughter:

    I really enjoyed Northern Exposure- but I thought she was the weak link.

  2. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Looks like they caught her in the big butterfly net, at least.

  3. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    wow, her career arc was kind of a cliff, wasn’t it?

  4. tommyspoon:

    wow, her career arc was kind of a cliff, wasn’t it?

    … or a “Cliffhanger”!

    Thanks folks! Tip the veal, try your waitress!

  5. Capt. Bat Guano:

    Hey darling, reason is out there some where on a bender with facts. Since you full goose bozos on the right kicked them both to the curb they’ve been having a hard time of it.

  6. tommyspoon:

    OK, I just watched the trailer and I got a coupla questions:

    1. Who did your eye makeup and why?
    2. Where did you shoot this? In your backyard?

  7. Bruce388:

    Hey, it’s an hour or so she gets to spend indoors. Maybe they’ll even throw in a corndog.

  8. Some Techie:

    Absolutely the most worthless video I’ve seen this year. But the election season is still getting started so there’s still hope for a new “winner”.

  9. Fran Rossi Szpylczyn:

    My eyes! They burn! Internet eye-wash station please!

  10. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Still only a runner up in the ‘crazy eyes’ category. Michele Bachmann remains the reigning cham-peen.