Drink-up, Bitchez! Live Tweeting the Debate

MPS Coverage of the 2012 Goat Rodeo

Tengrain and Axel Grease are live-tweeting the debate between the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby and His Willardness, the Stench. Drinking game rules are below the Tweet box.


You can join the fun, too: We’re using the Mock, Paper, Scissors hashtag of #2012GoatRodeo. Pro tip: if you click the little box that says Tweet #2012GoatRodeo, you can tweet right from MPS! (I think you have to have a Twitter account though. Test it and see!)

Drinking Game Rules

One drink:

  • Reagan
  • “By Golly”
  • A Willard Zinger
  • Revenue Neutral
  • Middle class
  • Obamacare
  • 47%

Two drinks:

  • Birth Certificate
  • “You People!”
  • Rafalca

And that concludes the MPS live-coverage of the Preznintial debate. Your blushing editors, Axel Grease and Tengrain, will now take an asperin and come up with an amusing reason we call in sick tomorrow. Suggestions are always welcomed.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012 at 6:00 pm by Tengrain and is filed under 2012 Goat Rodeo, The Carebear, Twitter, Willard. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

6 Responses to “Drink-up, Bitchez! Live Tweeting the Debate”

  1. C Monty Burns: October 3rd, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    No

    Fucking

    Way

  2. GRS: October 3rd, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Already on the intertubes. Brilliant.

  3. Dimitrios: October 3rd, 2012 at 8:29 pm


    Tengrain was here!

  4. Zaius Nation: October 4th, 2012 at 12:49 am

    Romney was just pushy and vague and told lies. Obama won. F*ck the mainstream media.

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard: October 4th, 2012 at 2:57 am

    That “big bird” meme is gonna be the one thing that sticks after this weaksauce “victory”.

  6. Demeur: October 4th, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Need and excuse? Just tell the boss you’ll be busy shuffling funds out of your Cayman accounts. He’ll understand.