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Bryan Fischer is still angry that CNN shut off his mic when he started lying, hence Carol Costello the Gay Gestapo (bet the uniforms are faaaaaabulous!)
- D’Vorce D’Spousa - It seems the rest of the Xristian Xrazies are offended by his moral lapse, but this is the best comment:
“It’s disappointing that [D'Souza] was interested in the legal standpoint but not in the Christian standpoint. Legally, that may be no problem … but, in essence, when you get engaged before your marriage is actually ended, you are on the on-ramp to bigamy,” said [Glenn Stanton, marriage expert and director for family formation studies at Focus on the Family]“
- Outbreaks - Oh, noes! His Willardness seems to have come down with Romnesia. (Maddow Blog)
- Prevent Voter Fraud - Ancient woman-hating she-beast, the Fourth Gorgon Phyllis Schlafly is warning us about Voter Fraud again, you know, like the kind that put Al Franken in the Senate in 2008, and suggests that the Senate should “use its constitutional power in Article I, Section 5 to unseat Franken.” Really. (Eagle Forum)
I’d tell D’vorce that over here on the left, people are not so judgmental about personal lives, but I don’t think we want that weaselly fuck over here.
“the on-ramp to bigamy” is a nice turn of phrase. Would that be the north-bound or the south-bound ramp?
Wow. The Overwhelming ass-hattery of this whole circus leaves me slack-jawed.
Reverend Fishman nails it with That shirt.
The colour looks so good on him!
Of course, we all know Jesus was quite concerned about the Gay Gestapo.
That’s why he always used code words to describe queer sexual behaviour.
Hence, you can’t find any references to it in the Gospels.
D’Vorce is on the on-ramp to Mormonism.
I’d totally pray to the God of Gayness. Sounds less prejudice-y than Fischer’s.
Oh dear, is the creature Schlafly still alive? Damn.
Death Panel for Phyllis!