Happy Hour News Briefs
News on the rocks
(Petunia and Pals) The Other Dumb One says that “As he remembers,” His Willardness’ plan saved the auto industry
- America’s favorite nut, One-L has doubled-down again on the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the Federal Government in her final debate performance:
“But when asked about McCain’s criticism last night, Bachmann suggested that she has secret information backing her up. “I sit on the intelligence committee, we deal with the nation’s classified secrets. We have a number of people who came out in support of us,” she said.”
The Nut then adjusted her tinfoil hat and hid behind some potted plants. The End. (Salon)
- Hey guys, remember that time that the Christian Coalition was run by that little grifter and former hotel waiter (rescued from obscurity by Pat Robertson) Ralph Reed and kinda-sorta went out of bidness when he was caught selling his rubes to Abramoff to finance some sort of Indian Casino stuff? Anyway, they’re back. Who knew? (Christian News Wire)
- Jeff Greenfield, most famous in these parts for schtupping Peggy Noonan and breaking up her marriage, wants undecided voters to stay home. (The Ticket)
Greenfield is not very good looking to be a schtupper. Must’ve been lotsa booze involved. Like when he writes.