Noonan Speaks!

Dame Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons has burped forth from the Aviary II and consulted with the Magical Dolphins who guided little Elian to the shores of Florida and has made a pronouncement for The Stench:

All the vibrations are right.

…which is about as good as Noonan gets after the three-day Mai Tai extravaganza. Either that or she left her Jack Rabbit on.

(Noonan’s blog on the WSJ)

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6 Responses to “Noonan Speaks!”

  1. M. Bouffant: November 6th, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Magical thinking. Every last one of them is like a six-yr. old.

  2. tommyspoon: November 6th, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Next she’ll be showing us her crystals and talking up her psychic. Just like Nancy. ;-)

  3. DRoseDARs: November 6th, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    That, or a Willard Mechanism will fall out of her mink purse on live television, much to everyone’s horror. The vibrations are right, Pegs? Ew.

  4. another kiwi: November 6th, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Nooners I think that the dolphins are not that much into you. They are being mean to you. You need to find new friends

  5. RWW: November 6th, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    It’s official. She’ll take a pearl necklace from Romney now.

  6. TheCunningRunt: November 6th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Vibrations are seldom wrong, unless they’re caused by ‘fracking…