Well, on the bright side, it looks more natural than Rand Paul’s rug (with or without chinstrap).
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Brian OC)
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You just never know when you’ll be called to work in a 70′s porn film.
Each emergency mustache is also a can opener, fire-starter, and flotation device.
I love it! Where can I buy some of those catapilllars!?!
Hahaha! Zaius for the Win!
Rgds,
TG
I like how they are rockin’ the fashions. Ah, leisure suits. They are ready for a comeback, no?
The one on the right is called the Brimley.
Perhaps moustache’s are different, but there is no such thing as a fresh mustache. They are dry, itchy and dusty. I should know, I had one briefly in the sixties.
I looked like Chico trying to pass for Groucho.
It bothers me that FEMA handed these out during Hurricane Sandy.