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(Petunia and Pals) The Other Dumb One: ‘America is the most shallow country in the history of Man.’
- The epic, live melt-down on Fox News! You gotta watch the not embeddable video at TPM, Turdblossom is Darth Vader and realizes that he has lost the Death Star. (TPM)
- Talentless cow moos talentlessly Victoria Jackson has an epic melt-down on the Twatter:
UPDATE: Gawker has the entire sequence captured, and Bonus: Short-fingered vulgarian, too/also.
- The Day Comedy Almost Died: Our pal, One-L adjusted her tinfoil hat and hid behind some potted plants and survives – barely – to amuse us another day. (CNN)