News Briefs: The aftermath
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(Petunia and Pals) The Other Dumb One: ‘America is the most shallow country in the history of Man.’
- The epic, live melt-down on Fox News! You gotta watch the not embeddable video at TPM, Turdblossom is Darth Vader and realizes that he has lost the Death Star. (TPM)
- Talentless cow moos talentlessly Victoria Jackson has an epic melt-down on the Twatter:
UPDATE: Gawker has the entire sequence captured, and Bonus: Short-fingered vulgarian, too/also. - The Day Comedy Almost Died: Our pal, One-L adjusted her tinfoil hat and hid behind some potted plants and survives – barely – to amuse us another day. (CNN)
‘America is the most shallow country in the history of Man.’ Not the whole country, Other Dumb One, just the Fox viewers.
Karl kept yapping about FL in 2000, but there’s one big difference. Jeb Bush isn’t counting the votes in Ohio.
Where’s Victoria’s Christian forgiveness?
Vicky’s tears taste simply delicious. And I see she’s channeling a dominatrix. Very kinky.
Less stepping on 2x4s and more blowhorny stuff like we’re gonna get them folks.
the still shot on that video makes it look like they are interviewing for a replacement Panty-Flasher.
Victoria: Perhaps a LOT of Christians showed up and voted for Obama?
I suppose that would disgust her also. Sigh.
We need to see if ILM can re-do UHF and put somebody else in her role. Even Jar-Jar would be an improvement.
It’s such a relief to have all the nutjobs gnashing their teeth again. I’m so glad it’s over; the snark is hilarious. Ahhhh…
“Which, by the way, hasn’t been handled well” Like Fuckknuckle would know.
The perfect post media fueled shit storm of crazy – Turdblossom, Icky Vicky and The Nut.
What am I not going to watch now?