Bad Ads, cont.

Self-cleaning oven

Wait. She has 14 fingers? What?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

6 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Well, at least the fucking stove is Harvest Gold.

  2. another kiwi:

    The old stove used nuculah radiation to cook with, hence 7 fingers on each hand. Buying gloves was a nightmare!

  3. Dimitrios:

    Not fourteen fingers, fourteen broken fingernails. She has three nails on each finger, in rows like sharks teeth. Hubby better listen up, or he’ll need to pay for a blood transfusion as well as a new Kenmore stove.

  4. TheKid:

    Toes, Tengrain, toes. What haven’t you ever cleaned an oven? I mean, _really_ clean?

  5. Joe the Philosopher:

    Nothing cleans itself except pussycats.

  6. Joe the Philosopher:

    I can tell that guy doesn’t give jack-shit about her fingernails.