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Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist Glenn Beck and his moron side-kicks turn on Chris Christie like a pack of jackals. I almost feel sorry for Christie. Almost.
- UPDATE - Magical Panties enthusiast and noted loser The Stench has now conceded losing Florida, so the revised electoral college count: 332-206. It is a landslide folks. (Miami Herald)
- Xristian Xrazies respond to Marriage Equality - “The Evergreen State joined Maine and Maryland — each also winning 52 to 48 percent — to make a total of nine states (plus Washington, DC) that allow the unbiblical partnerships.” (One News Now)
- Correction - When strangely orange-hued Speaker of the House Weepy McDrunky replied to the question of whether or not the GOP would try to repeal Obamacare yet again with “Well, I think the election changes that. It’s pretty clear that the president was reelected, Obamacare– is the law of the land,” what he really meant was “Hell yes, and twice on Sundays, once sideways, and once from behind.” His staff clarified his remarks to ABC. (TPM)
“It is a grave social injustice to trade the right of a minority to get ‘high’ for the right of youth to grow up drug-free.”
Because youths in Washington were doing that prior to Tuesday midnight.
Read somewhere that Willard’s popular vote count may soon slip into the 47%s. Freude, meet Shaden.
I’d like to just interject here about the Fox bubble. John Stewart and the Daily Show doesn’t just knock it out of the park once again, but they fucking knock it the fuck out the fucking park repeatedly. How many times are they going to have to do this before most people (present company excluded) actually get it?
http://crooksandliars.com/media/play/wmv/25982/
Wow!
Beck and his pals illustrate the problem that conservatives face. They are small minded arsewipes.
For a second, I read that as “mormon side-kicks”!