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(Petunia and Pals) Sore-loser Petunia wonders if Greece is a glimpse into our future as a welfare nation.
- Hey guys, remember that time when the country voted to re-elect the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby in a fairly crushing landslide, and throw out the mouth-breathing cretins who were arguing for a better economy through fetus-fondling and god-bothering? Me Neither!, and neither does bathtub-drowning enthusiast Grover Norquist! Anyway, he says that because the House did not change hands that means that Republicans have The Real Mandate to not raise taxes. (WaPo)
- Presenting Willards’ White House - The F-Troops leading The Stench’s campaign were so confident of winning that not only did Willard fail to have a concession speech ready, they “accidentally” published His Willardness’ Transition Team White House web site. (Political Wire)
- Bring me the head of Turdblossom! - Hahaha! We wondered when casino mogul money launderer Sheldon Adelson would go Vegas on Turdblossom’s ass, and now Ol’ Shel has reason to bury him near Hoffa (but I’m only guessing):
“If conservative billionaires are looking for something else to be mad about, I’d recommend the Romney campaign’s apparent habit of paying about 50 percent more for TV spots than the Obama campaign. That helped line the pockets of the consultants who both recommended the buys and got the commissions for placing the spots, but it didn’t do much to win the election.”
(Mother Jones via Scissorhead Fran in the tips line)