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(700 Club) Crazy Unkka Pat discovers that women have sex lives of their own.
- Congratulations to the Chief - Hey guys, remember that time when Cardinal Dolan gave the closing prayer at the DNC convention, but made a point of leaving a turd in the punchbowl at the DNC by praying against the planks of Choice and Marriage Equality? Me Neither!, but anyway, soundly defeated, the Cardinal sent a congratulatory note to Obama and then told him, that he was praying for him: “In particular, we pray that you will exercise your office to pursue the common good, especially in care of the most vulnerable among us, including the unborn, the poor, and the immigrant. We will continue to stand in defense of life, marriage, and our first, most cherished liberty, religious freedom.”
Cardinal Dolan is a dick. (Raw Story)
- Bombshell - It seems that Gilligan and the Stench didn’t see the loss coming at all, they thought the win was in the bag. Yes, they really believed their own press and were completely out of touch. (CBS News)
- Write-in Candidate - Hey guys, remember that Wingnut on the Science Committee who said that evolution and the Big Bang are “lies straight from the pit of hell,” Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) who was running unopposed for re-election down there in SisterF***? Well, he won, but he had a popular write-in challenger: Charles Darwin, who got 4,000 votes. Or maybe more: some counties refused to count those votes as Darwin was not a qualified write-in candidate. (TPM)
No, they didn’t!!!! They weren’t shell shocked!
Gilligan and The Stench suffered hypoxia from spending too much time with their heads up their ass.
The good Cardinal will also be praying to keep that tax exemption.
So now what will the Willard Mechanism do? Does it have an auto-shutdown routine embedded in its firmware to return it to a default state? And if so, what does the underground bunker where the Willard Mechanism sleeps look like? Are its stalactites “the right height”? Is the an elevator for its automobiles? And how many attendants slave away, maintaining the Willard Mechanism? That is, until such time as their termination is deemed warranted and beneficial to shareholders.
How long will the Willard Mechanism remain in sleep mode? Until the country realizes its error? Or until there are enough acolytes ready to “go Galt” and worship the Willard Mechanism?
Mankind may be long extinct before an answer is known…