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(Via Princess Sparkle Pony) Who do you turn to when you want expert opinion on the effect of Gen. Petraeus having an affair? Callista Gingrich of course!
- Our BFF, the Anti-Christ! - Texas Megachurch pastor and former supporter of theocrat secessionist Rick Perry, Robert Jeffress:
“I want you to hear me tonight, I am not saying that President Obama is the Antichrist, I am not saying that at all. One reason I know he’s not the Antichrist is the Antichrist is going to have much higher poll numbers when he comes.”
So we Americans like Ol’ Scratch more than we do the Kenyan Usurper? Yes. (Think Progress)
- Growth Industry! - There are twice the number of men turning tricks in Sweden as there are women turning tricks. The person who ran the study says that “We have a hard time understanding why guys outnumber girls,” but d’uh! They are guys! Sex! Money! Sex! (Raw Story)
- Dispatches from the McKinley Administration - Poor old telegraph operator Bob Schieffer referred to undocumented immigrants as illegals on his Sunday talkie. (Media Matters)
Well helmet head,( I have seen bicycle helmets with more malleability than that “thing” on her head), you are the perfect guest to comment on marriage, no? Newt must be trading down. She is a common street walker, what would she know about the hardships of marriage? Did the cancel choir practice today for the holiday? Maybe that was why she was out looking for a quickie…