Happy Hour News Briefs
News on the rocks
(The Five [Brain Cells?Yes.]) Secession Fever hits Fox and stupidity follows.
- The War on Women, cont. - Remember that time when the GOP lost pretty much every woman voter in the 2012 Goat Rodeo because they offensively claimed that there were degrees of rape, and that women’s body’s can shut all that down upon being raped, and well, if they don’t it’s really a silver lining, a rape baby is a gift from God? Me Neither!, and you know who else doesn’t remember? Ohio! So the Wingnuts in the state house voted along party lines 11 – 9 to defund Planned Parenthood. (Think Progress)
- K-Pasta, Ameba? – Hey guys, we have not heard from our buddy Bryan Fischer from the notorious hate group American Family Association in a few days, I wonder what he’s up to?
“Hispanics are not Democrats, don’t vote Democrat because of immigration. It has to do with the fact that they are socialists by nature. They come from Mexico, which is a socialist country. They want big government intervention, they want big government goodies. Now they want open borders — make no mistake — because they’ve got family and friends that they want to come up and be able to benefit from the plunder of the wealth of the United States, just as they have been able to do.”
He’s just making friends and influencing people. (Raw Story)
- Being of Sound Mind - A Key West man who told his partner that “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead on Nov. 8, with the words “F— Obama!” scrawled on his will and two empty prescription bottles nearby. (Miami Herald)
Re Key West man: I find myself respecting the strength of his convictions. If only they all had the balls to go that way.
Silent Bob -
Yeah, Ted Nugent’s promise to be either in jail or dead comes to mind.
Pay up, Ted.
Rgds,
TG
Hispanics are born socialists
I’ve always said that
Where did Leon Trotsky move when he left Russia?
I rest my case.
And don’t forget Castro & Chavez – damn Mexicans.
And the Maine!
I’m confused about one thing tho’
I wish Reverend Fishman was here to help explain.
If all Hispanicans are Socialists,
why did Mary & Joe give their child [NOT Socialist] an Hispanican name?
For instance they could have called him “Knute” instead.
To digress for a second,
Do you think maybe Newt Gingrich was named after a famous football coach by somebody who couldn’t spell?
Jee-zhus, WARN a guy when a video clip is this full of shit – I’m about DEAF from my BULLSHIT ALARM!!!
…oh yeah, it did say, “Faux Snooze” on it…
TCR -
I always try to give a Fair Warnining in the small print under the video.
Let’s just say that anytime you are at News Briefs/Happy Hour News Brief that you have been warned.
Rgds,
TG
I’m with Silent Bob. Enough with the threats, let’s see some action. You want to secede? Renounce your citizenship. Not hard to do.
Mr DeBakey:
Do you think maybe Newt Gingrich was named after a famous football coach by somebody who couldn’t spell?
Or pronounce? Here in Norway the K is not silent. Very confusing, these socialists!
Now, if every idiot either left the country for good or did like the guy in Key West….we might actually put this country back together.
Key West guy was 64 which means one less Social Security check and fewer Medicare payments in the future. Nice job.
This bunch and this discussion is even stupid by Fox standards. These doodle heads don’t even know who the donor and donee states are. What a smarmy bunch of self assured rich white people who are quite comfortable in their biliousness spewing this brown liquid on my living room floor.
“They come from Mexico…a socialist country.”
Really? Attention Mexico! We have an announcement.