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(Petunia and Pals) The Other Dumb One proposes the stupidest conspiracy theory ever.
- Obamamcare! - The GOP Tea Party Cheese heads in Wisconsin are backing a bill that would arrest any federal officials who attempt to implement Obamacare in Wisconsin, because, you know, they still think it is unconstitutional. (Think Progress)
- The Spinning continues! - Famous prostitute toe sucker and GOP pollster Dick Morris now offers yet another new explanation for why he was so wrong on the elections:
“I think that there was a period of time when the Romney campaign was falling apart, people were not optimistic, nobody thought there was a chance of victory and I felt that it was my duty at that point to go out and say what I said.”
- Teaching old Tories new tricks - The conservatives in Britain are not as stupid as the conservatives here: They are putting support for Marriage Equality at the center of their campaign. (Telegraph UK)
“Some of the voices from up in my ass, say…”
Remember when kindasleeza testified and answered, directly? Didn’t think so.
VIDEO: Are you thinking with that stuff in your ass you use for brains, or are you just trying to keep your job at Fux Noise in the worst possible way?
1). In the minds of Tea Patriots, enforcing the law is against the law, don’tcha know?
2). “Just when the Romney campaign looked like it was digging a tunnel to Pellucidar, I thought I should make up some winning poll numbers, because that’s what we Republicans do — lie about shit when reality doesn’t meet our expectations,” Morris didn’t add.
3). Our Canadian Conservative party was dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century on same sex marriage under Canada’s Liberal Prime Minister Paul Martin in 2005, and after three attempts by conservatives to overturn it, they are now, like the British conservatives, attempting to reposition themselves as the leading pro-gay party by making noises about instituting anti gay-bashing laws they perilously opposed.
That’s “previously opposed.”
Come to think of it, The Other Dumb One has a point – I mean, what could be more likely than the CIA being blackmailed by the White House???