1). In the minds of Tea Patriots, enforcing the law is against the law, don’tcha know?

2). “Just when the Romney campaign looked like it was digging a tunnel to Pellucidar, I thought I should make up some winning poll numbers, because that’s what we Republicans do — lie about shit when reality doesn’t meet our expectations,” Morris didn’t add.

3). Our Canadian Conservative party was dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century on same sex marriage under Canada’s Liberal Prime Minister Paul Martin in 2005, and after three attempts by conservatives to overturn it, they are now, like the British conservatives, attempting to reposition themselves as the leading pro-gay party by making noises about instituting anti gay-bashing laws they perilously opposed.