Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the Rocks

Bryan Fischer is really searching for outrage.

  • The 2016 Goat Rodeo - Saddle-up another goat, because it looks like Cardinal Frothy Santorum (ewww, gross!) is running. (Christian Post)
  • 2014 Goat Rodeo - Americans for Legal Immigration (ALIPAC), which counter-intuitively is against immigration reform, has set their flinty eyes on Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham . (One News Now) And here’s why Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham is laughing at them.
  • Diabetes hate-burger vendor Chick-Fil-A has joined the ranks of the infidels and dhimmis because they are NOT saying Merry Christmas this year! Yes, the first salvo on the War on Christmas® is from Gomer’s BFF. (Right Wing Watch)

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2 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald: November 16th, 2012 at 7:53 am

    That’s why we ostensibly have no religious test for office, Whitey McDoofus.

    Interesting interpretation of the Bibble though. How does the whole “Render unto Caesar” thing fit into that?

    Also interesting is that many of the rich get that way through usurious action. Do we recall what the Bibble has to say about usury, Fischy?

    Not to mention Bearing False Witness. I’d be looking after my own sinning ass if I were you, Preach.

  2. A.J.: November 17th, 2012 at 9:57 am

    “Santorum …working to rebuild a party splintered by ideology and infighting about …minorities and young women”

    Yeah. Santorum. He’d be perfect for that challenge. Romney was just two-faced on women and minorities, but uterus invader Santorum never was. Good luck with that one GOOPers.