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(Hannity) The Obama administration is encouraging radicals to act against America’s allies.
- Pepperidge Farms Remembas! - The Head of the Maine GOP, a wingnut by the name of Charlie Webster is determined to get to the bottom of the alleged vote fraud problem up there in the Granite State:
“In some parts of rural Maine, there were dozens, dozens of black people who came in and voted on Election Day. Everybody has a right to vote, but nobody in town knows anyone who’s black.”
It seems in Maine, the only proof needed for voter fraud is that no one in town knows any black people. Get Jessica Fletcher on it right away Sherrif Amos! (Think Progress)
- Election Results - It is now nine days since the election and it’s official: Wingnuttia wants to impeach the president, and have unleashed the awesome power of RoboCalls to four states–Colorado, New Jersey, Virginia and Washington–saying:
“We’ve just learned that Obama’s immediate plans are to close Guantanamo, give full amnesty to illegal aliens and give the United Nations the authority to tax Americans. And this is just in the short term. Our only recourse now is to move forward with the full impeachment of President Obama.”
- Heads will explode - Wait until the Xristian Xrazies learn that The Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby has nominated Judge William L. Thomas on Wednesday to the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida. Thomas would be the first openly gay black jurist on the Federal Bench. (Metro)
VIDEO: Bernsen should stick to writing fiction, one doesn’t acquire national stature as a clandestine CIA operative, unless one fucks up, big time.
1). “It’s true! I’ve never seen a single black in my restricted, gated community,” Charlie insisted, “All the help are undocumented Hispanics.”
2). Obama is going to give the UN the power to tax Americans directly. Ha, ha, ha, he, ha, ha, haw, ha, ha,ha, hooo!
3). If only Thomas were a women. He wouldn’t consider transgendering, would he?
A small point, Ten, unless you live there:
Maine is The Pine Tree State.
New Hampshire is The Granite State (where I’ve climbed miles of beautiful granite over this fetid lifetime…)
…which doesn’t in any way cure Webster’s racist delusions…
TCR -
Next you will be telling me that there is a Vermont.
I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck!
Rgds,
TG
Who is this Rohmnee guy Hannity is asking about?
Rohmnee, RAHM-knee, rom-NEE, Romnii….
I know I’ve heard of that guy
Sure, Baggers, start impeachment proceedings. THAT’S the way to capture the sane vote.
Maybe all those black folks are coming from Canada.
Me thinks they built the fence on the wrong border.