Bad Ads, cont.

Mr. Burns 188

I just know that short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump had or still has one of these. I hope she pee’ed in his ear.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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11 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. maruda: November 16th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    It is not so much a bad ad as a terrible product.

  2. Bruce388: November 16th, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Just the thing for those late night calls to those 900 numbers. “Hot women want to talk to YOU!”

    Don’t know if this is the way to contact the Psychic Friends.

  3. another kiwi: November 17th, 2012 at 12:35 am

    There’s sort of a line around the navel area. I was hoping that it would split in half there and the top half was the ear piece and the bottom was for talking. Also I hoped that the cut would be anatomically correct so’s you could see the stomach organs.
    Otherwise it would just be a tasteless piece of exploitive junk.

  4. jimbo57: November 17th, 2012 at 5:26 am

    Is there any particular reason why the carpet doesn’t match the drapes?

  5. moeman: November 17th, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Talk louder I have a breast in my ear.

  6. Capt. Bat Guano: November 17th, 2012 at 8:14 am

    “Oh hi Mom, how’s it going?”

  7. Dimitrios: November 17th, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Yes, jumbo, it’s because they don’t make merkins in “Windblown Titan” and the Bible belt would work itself into a lather over a bare front bottom.

  8. JohnnyB: November 17th, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    “Hello? What? Sorry, I cunt understand you.”

  9. TheCunningRunt: November 17th, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    I find it disconcerting that when you pick this li’l woman up, what she’s sitting on sticks to her butt. Kinda suggests she flunked Hygiene Class.

  10. PIssed in NYC: November 18th, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    Hard to call, but it’s neck-and-neck between another kiwi and the good Capt. Bat Guano. Thanks for the laughs.

  11. tommyspoon: November 19th, 2012 at 11:18 am

    “Come again?”