Happy Hour News Briefs
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(The Dumb One and Friends) Who knew that The Dumb One had a radio show? Who knew it was sexist?
- Thank you, Jeebus, for this gift - Obvious Anagram Reince Priebus plans to run for re-election to head up the RNC:
“Also, I am humbled by the over 130 RNC Members who I have talked to who have pledged their support and public endorsement for me to continue on as Chairman so we can finish the job that we started and continue to grow our Party.”
“There must be some more angry old white men out there somewhere,” he did not add. (CNN)
- Arizonastan Small Business Innovation - OK, so let’s say you are an idiot and wingnut small businessman, and all of your secret man-crushes are cutting back workers’ hours and destroying unions out of greed, spite, and malice, so what can you do to play along and hurt your own business just like the big boys wearing the pull-up panties are doing? Here’s what you do!
“The owner of the Southwest Shooting Authority in Pinetop, Arizona is testing out a new business strategy: banning anyone who voted for President Obama from the store.”
- Faith and Race - Nice white lady and Xristian Xrazy Linda Harvey is stunned that so many black Christians voted for The Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby, and says that African American Christians cannot support Obama while believing in “the Lord’s vision of life and truth.” So get with the program and do as your told by the nice crazy white lady. (Right Wing Watch)
Who knew he had a real name.
The wingnuts can help Reince fit the party into a Waffle House.
130? Are they still recounting electoral votes?