Bad Ads, cont.

National Guard

You too can earn $40 the easy way and complete your pimp lifestyle!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

9 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. Skinny Dennis:

    I thought buying black people was frowned on…

  2. TheCunningRunt:

    Where are the prosthetics? I don’t see any prosthetics.

  3. KnucklesBdraggin:

    Monroe and the Band of Gypsies?

  4. another kiwi:

    for $40, I would wear the Tartan flares. But not for long.

  5. moeman:

    You know what they say about big feet?

  6. M. Bouffant:

    Yup. “Big shoes.”

  7. zencomix:

    I was wondering the same thing, KnucklesBdraggin! Who is this Monroe?

  8. Bruce388:

    SuperFly in the Guard?

  9. Dimitrios:

    Nothing is more useful than a gaudy digital watch for knowing the exact moment you are ordered to fire upon family members and friends rioting in the ghetto.