Bad Ads, cont.

Ron Jeremy's Toy

If I could do that, I’d never leave the house.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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6 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. TheCunningRunt: November 20th, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    …well, that and the little burgers and fries…

  2. M. Bouffant: November 20th, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    “You’d better ask the dog first.”

  3. Dimitrios: November 20th, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    It has been reported that amongst the kinkier acts which the more squeamish female porn stars would not perform were bestiality, sado-masochism and sex with Ron Jeremy. Which may explain how Ron came to discover his special ability.

  4. M. Bouffant: November 20th, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Now I don’t want to look like some kind of perv (‘Cause I’m just kinky.) but a friend had a tape of auditions for porn roles. “No animals,” “no blacks” & maybe “no anal” were the top three un-uhs.

  5. Axel grease: November 21st, 2012 at 4:39 am

    Why do toys have all the fun?

  6. Bruce388: November 21st, 2012 at 9:25 am

    “The pleasure of having a mouth on my penis would be offset by the horror of having a penis in my mouth.” — A comedian