Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Vapid wingnuttian teevee person Andrea Tantaros dismisses the plight of hungry Americans, claiming that she would “look fabulous” if she were forced to live on a food stamp diet. Happy Thanksgiving, Poors!
- Hey guys, remember that time when America’s Favorite Nut, Col. Allen West, conceded defeat in his re-election contest after fighting a losing battle on a recount for 2 weeks? Me Neither!, but anyway, Xristian Xrazies don’t believe it either and say that “Conservative Christians are going to be targeted by the left for political extinction.” Sweet Jeebus, get off the cross, someone needs the wood. (Defend Christians)
- Speaking of the military, guess what?! DADT was repealed and the retention rate for all branches of the Military met or exceeded their goals. So much for straight people fleeing from the service as predator gay soldiers ogled them in the showers. (Think Progress)
- Libs: Rat Bastards or Vicious Rat Bastards? - Haha, Mark Halperin is still French-kissing ass. Anyway, he’s complaining that The Left-Wing Freak Show is jumping on Marco Rubio to define him early so he won’t run in the 2016 Goat Rodeo. Um, actually, Mark, Rubio gave an idiotic answer to a question. No one is having to define him as a light-weight Chimpy-wannabe: he’s doing a fine job on his own. (Time)
Rubio didn’t get Jindal’s memo suggesting that Republicans stop being stupid. It’s a tough sell because stupidity worked so well for so long.
Varney doesn’t know if one person can live on $133 – a month? Srsly?
I have always known what it costs me in food per month; every family that shops knows what it costs – lo0k at your damn receipt and divide by the number of people you are buying for! Only someone whose maid does their shopping for them (or for their Hillbilly Heroin, not-mentioning-any-names)would not know this.
The answer is: No! You can’t live on $133 a month. Maybe a week.
As for “Conservative Christians are going to be targeted by the left for political extinction”? Sounds like a plan.
For many Republicans, Bruce, to stop being stupid is to stop being.
She has a conspiracy?
WTF
I broke a record though; made it to the 1:13 mark before I ran from the room screaming.
woot woot!
Still had no idea what they were talking about.