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Fox thinks that the auto bailout and specifically GM did not work out? Really?
- Old Man Yells At Clouds - Grandpa Walnuts now is backing away from his Benghazi conspiracy theories that the Kenyan deliberately mislead the US, and is now complaining that no one told him sooner about what happened. (McCain’s Senate Website)
- The Republican Mandate - Hey guys, did you know that the Republicans won the big election two weeks ago? Me Neither!, but strangely orange-hued Speaker of the House Weepy McDrunky does! Anyway, he wrote an editorial for his home paper (not The Hill) that says he’s calling for Obamacare to be on the table as part of the Grand Bargain to screw us all during the Fiscal Cliff’s shock doctrine negotiations. (Cincinnati.com)
- Thanksgiving - Hey guys, what’s for dinner tomorrow? Well, if you were invited to the Cannibal Copy’s house, it would be “girl meat!” Must be hard to pair an appropriate wine? Maybe something pink? (MSNBC)

I’ve seen Mr. Fund on Bill Maher’s show several times. There’s just something about him that screams “Pervert.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Is he that stupid or is it an act? I KNOW she is so we will leave that for another time. “We know what happened to General Motors…” WTF???
Reamus, Yes and Yes.
It astonishes me that dimwits like Mr. Baby-Ass-Face have a barnyard full of ball-licking sycophants willing to swallow what drips out of his oral sphincter.
That’s the polite version. Ask me some time, and I’ll tell you what I really think.
And then St Ronald cured Several Lesbians.
And they finally got a good night’s sleep.
Grandpa Walnuts Alzheimer’s has reached the level where SoyBlo must put him in a padlocked (not to mention padded) “retirement facility.” He’s already forgotten that he blew off the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence to complain about their not being a meeting about Benghazi on the television machine, and then blew up at Wolf Blitzer (of all people) for reminding him that the Senate Select Committee was meeting as they spoke.
Either that, or the Romney committee-to-elect gave John their former boss’ Etch-a-Sketch.
But Senator McCain, we all know what happens when Republicans are briefed on sensitive security issues. Does 9/11 ring any bells? Besides, since when is when is a connection to truth and accuracy any part of Republican political motivations? Remember all those Bush-era color coded terror alerts which had nothing to do with actual threats to national security and everything to do with threats to the political prospects of Republican partisans. In fact the only reason I can discern for keeping you in the loop is so that you might not inadvertently say something that was true since we’ve so come to rely on information coming from Republican representatives being untrue, distorted and nakedly self-serving.