The Morning Quote

Noted homophobe Bryan Fischer says that a simple exorcism can cure people from being gay.

“Well we believe in the reality of spiritual forces just like Jesus did. [If] you got a problem with demons, David, your problem’s not with me, it’s with Jesus Christ, because he believed in them.”

–Bryan Fischer responding to the question of exorcism.

(Think Progress)

5 Responses to “The Morning Quote”

  1. Labrys:

    That Jesus….I tell ya, that poor bastard gets the blame (one way or the other) for EVERYthing. No wonder he is so hard to find, I’d hide, too!

  2. Some Techie:

    Dunno, but that Satan babe might be worth dinner and a movie.

  3. TheCunningRunt:

    Poor Bryan. What a steaming pile of mess that dude is. If you’re so inclined, I’d like to suggest that you pray for him. He certainly needs it.

  4. Bruce388:

    I don’t know, Techie, she looks angry.

  5. Dimitrios:

    Sure she’s angry, Bruce. That bonehead was trying to prey away the gay with her sweetie.