A Very Romney Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving at the Romney Palace. While Tagg is is stuck in the car elevator, the Queen Mum is serving up a storm with the newest bird.
9When a deal goes south in Willard-land, someone’s goose (or turkey) is always cooked.)
I bet there is a real fight for the pupik and who gets the tukhis*.
*pupik – Yiddish for belly button, but often used to describe the ass of the bird, tukhis is always the ass


I like to call it The Pope’s Nose. Happy Turkey Day to all you crazy spitballers!
For regular poultry my people call it “The Pope’s Nose,” also, but to which portion of a ZEGS turkey do you think it should apply?
It still needs to be said: pity those poor undocumented workers locked in their basement room at Chez Romney 5 or is it 8?
Nothing. Nothing ameliorates the thwarted entitlement of “our moneyed betters” more than a good thrashing of the servants.