Welcome Back to Congress

After a long, hard and brutal campaign, Paul “P90X” Ryan looks forward to some “ayn randy” fun at the lame duck session of Congress.

Greeting Mr. Abs at the door to the GOP side of the aisle — with a big “welcome”  — is none other than Senator Lindsey Graham.

lindsay ryan

I think LG is really just checking out his guns.

This entry was posted on Friday, November 23rd, 2012 at 5:02 am by Axel Grease and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

5 Responses to “Welcome Back to Congress”

  1. Dimitrios: November 23rd, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I believe those are floatation devices for when Gilligan jumps into a sea of controversy from the S.S. Minnow without a clue.

  2. Reamus: November 23rd, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Now there is a pair I find hard to believe in….excellent work Axel!

  3. moeman: November 23rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Once a side boob always a side boob.

  4. StonyPillow: November 24th, 2012 at 4:49 am

    Lindsay’s sagging a bit. Spanx makes some great one piece foundation undergarments which might help in the primaries in 2014.

  5. HarpoSnarx: November 24th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Eeoo. The Magnolia Maiden gets, er, frisky.