Saturday News Briefs

Thanksgiving left-overs

When Santas migrate.

  • Meet the new GOP Judiciary Chair! – Meet Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-10ther) who doesn’t believe that most of what the US Government does is constitutional, who specifically has claimed that Medicare and Social Security both violate the Constitution, and he isn’t sure if the federal minimum wage is constitutional. (Think Progress)
  • Black Friday! - Fetus-fondling god-bothering Wingnuts are claiming that Planned Parenthood ran a Black Friday abortion deal.
  • Dallas! – Actor Larry Hagman has died at age 81 following a long battle with cancer. (Dallas News)

2 Responses to “Saturday News Briefs”

  1. Suttree:

    However jeebus is in every sentence of the constitution. Well I am amazed! Every link from those asshats say absolutely nothing about when I can get all of my free abortions. I was hoping at least getting the 10th for free. It did however link to something about birth control. Big difference douchebags.

  2. TheCunningRunt:

    Q: How long do I have to wait ’till Bob rots in hell?

    A: Any wait is too long.