News Briefs
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(Petunia and Pals) “Santa Get Your Guns” or “Gimme my Christmas List… Or Else!”
- Numbers! - A CNN poll tells us that 53% of the country dislike the Republicans, which can only mean 47% of the country is brain dead. All of this helps to explain why Americans would blame the Republicans in Congress rather than The Kenyan Usurper if the fiscal cliff provisions actually go into effect next year, 45% to 34%. (Political Wire)
- Grover Fights Back! - Famous bathtub-drowning aficionado Grover Norquist, whom 53% of the country hates, says that when the mouth-breathing Wingnuttian senators signed his pledge to not raise taxes, it was for life. (Insert Satan’s laugh here.) Selling your soul to Old Scratch is not a two-year deal. (Live Wire)
- Customer Service - Wal Mart security actually killed a customer that they thought was a shoplifter. (Raw Story)
Killing customers? Well, it works for tobacco companies.
I’ll bet they gave him a decent price rollback on a substandard casket, though.