News on the Rocks
Rev. Fishy tells us that our form of government is directly out of the Bible. Who knew?
- Time’s running out for President Carebear! - Hey guys! It’s not over yet, His Willardness could still win the 2012 Goat Rodeo! All The Stench has to do is some Constitution-fu and renounce the Electoral College and a buncha other stuff that no one has ever tried before, and the best part is that this is being proposed by Teabagging emailer that has gone viral, and now The Kenyan Usurper should just concede, ’cause he’s toast, don’tcha see? (Idaho Statesman)
- There is no War on Women® There totally is no war on women, everything with the GOP is completely equal opportunity, and that is why there will be no females chairing any of the committees in the next Congress, which is completely under the GOP’s control. (Politico via the DCCC Twatter thingy)
- Comprehensive Immigration Reform! - Following the recent election in which The Kenyan overwhelmingly won the Hispanic vote, the Republicans have been looking for the silver Cuervo shot to win them back, and so notable Wingnuttian brainiac Jon Kyle has a plan to reform immigration: let them marry Americans. No, really. (Think Progress)