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(Petunia and Pals) The Kenyan Usurper is “putting a gun to the head of the American people.”
- Apologies! - Hey guys, remember that time yesterday when the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist Tom Ricks criticized Fox News that for the network’s coverage of the September attack in Benghazi, Libya and then saying that Fox News was an arm of the GOP and the video went viral? Me Neither!, but anyway, Fox News Channel executive vice president Michael Clemente is now claiming that Ricks privately apologized backstage afterwards. Ricks, however, says that he did not: “Please ask Mr. Clemente what the words of my supposed apology were. I’d be interested to know. “Frankly, I don’t remember any such apology.” (TPM)
- Veiled Threats! - That bathtub-drowning fiend, Grover Norquist is now upset with Republican nitwit conspiracy theorist Peter King for running away from Grover’s pledge to never raise taxes:
“The pledge is not for life, but everybody who signed the pledge including Peter King, and tried to weasel out of it, shame on him,” Norquist said on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” on Monday, adding, “I hope his wife understands that commitments last a little longer than two years or something.”
We’re down with the ‘Quist describing King as a weasel, but now the mental image of King being married is throwing me off my feed. (Politico)
- 2016 Goat Rodeo! - The allegedly smart Bush, Jebbie, the one with the gigantic head, married to the importing-without-paying-duties Columba, and father to a drug addict, and an under-aged public sexer, and the other one with anger management issues, is being gossiped about throwing his hat in the ring for the 2016 Goat Rodeo. Anyway, he was in DC meeting with former aides and some of The Stench’s polling people. (NRO – the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information super highway)
I wouldn’t call Laura Ingraham a “douche-bag;” that would insult the rubber sack which humbly accepts her in return for an infusion of warm, soapy water.
Petunia was THINKING????? NOES!!!!
What planet has Ms “I’ say anything for the standard talking head fee’ Ingraham been living on…?
Did Grover refer to King as a poopy-head?
Can we just have one fucking year when we aren’t talking about presidential politics? Please?