“Call me ‘Max’ again, bitch…”

(BuzzFeed)

“…and the stockings will be hung by the chiminey with care. NEXT TO YOUR LIVER!”

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4 Responses to ““Call me ‘Max’ again, bitch…””

  1. Dimitrios: November 28th, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Forcing a cat to wear antlers and a bib costs the owner as much as it does to give it a bath, roughly 27 stitches and 2 units of blood.

  2. Reamus: November 28th, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Oh that will get ugly….

  3. TheCunningRunt: November 28th, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Dogs love that shit; cats, um… not so much. That cat’s person better sleep with one eye open (the one they don’t mind losing to a well deserved swipe of the paw.)

  4. Lsamsa: November 28th, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    T’is fine human…have your jollies. I am patient. I rise above this…at the moment.
    Just remember…there will always be furballs…some more carefully aimed after this.