Happy Hour News Briefs
News on the rocks
Rev. Fishy says that it is not a War on Christmas, it is a War on Christ.
- Wingnuttian Logic - Hey guys, remember that time when every marriage equality issue on the ballot during the recent election passed by an overwhelming margin? Me Neither!, but anyway, the hate-group The Family Research Council says that is proof that Americans DO NOT want marriage equality. It seems that 1-man, 1-woman thingy lost by almost exactly the same margins as The Stench, and that has something to do with it. (FRCBlog)
- Choice - Mississippi (lowest abortion rate in the country, highest teen pregnancy rate in the country and abstinence-only education — these things are related) is about to lose its last abortion facility due to machinations of the women-loving GOP. (Think Progress)
- Candidates! - Our long-time pal, and notorious child-molesting goat-fucker Erick Erickson is considering running against Sen. Saxby Chambliss. No, really. (Politico)
When I saw Fishy on my ‘puterbox, I actually yelled, “Oh Boy!” The Life of Bryan is as much of a guarantee of inanity as was Gilligan’s Island!
Bryan, you dim-wit, we object to the theocratic implications of you plastering your religion all over OUR public places ALMOST as much as we object to the commercial whoring of the memory of one of the greatest teachers who ever walked the Earth.