Happy Hour News Briefs
News on the rocks with a twist
(Petunia and Pals) The Dumb One likes any food that he “can squeeze out of a tube,” and Petunia thinks The Stench should not have lunch with The Kenyan Usurper.
- Science! - Hey guys, you know how Thomas Jefferson famously said that there is a wall separating Church and State and all the Xristian Xrazie theocrats keep trying to tear it down (hence the Wall Builders movement of notorious history rewriting fool David Barton), but guess what they do want? A wall separating Science and State. The Oklahoman newspaper is says that “Science” (their scare quotes not mine) makes bad policy. Could it be that billionaire oil and gas tycoon Philip Anschutz–who owns the paper–has anything to do with that? (NewsOK)
- Bring us the head of Weepy McDrunky! - The Teabaggers are calling for Weepy and “And His Gang Of Spineless Pretenders To Go!”
“It is very clear. There will be no stopping ObamaCare, there will be no justice on Benghazi-gate, and there will be no stopping Barack Hussein Obama’s usurpations and abuses of power as long as John Boehner and his gang of RINO pretenders hold the reins of power.”
- The Magic of Macy*s - The ubiquitous department store is sticking with its decision to feature as their Christmas Mascott billionaire-birther and short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, even though the store’s popularity with women just fell off a cliff:
“On November 19th, shortly after the press coverage began on the online petition acquiring over 500,000 signatures, Macy’s recommend score was 31 compared to an average score of 19 for the department and discount store sector. Beleaguered retailer J.C. Penney, for comparison purposes, had a 34 score.
“Since that day, Macy’s has shed 14 points to its current 17 score, the same as the average of the department and discount score sector. J.C Penney’s recommend score has actually risen during this same time period, from 34 to 38.”
Holy shit on a Fox stick, there’s a Dumb One #3! Who is the 9 year old in the red tie?
That Doocey on the front lawn…another? Jesus save us! I think Greta has about had it with this president, really, she would send him to his room.
“Squeezey” as a nickname for Kilmeade? Squidgey for Doocey
Greta needs Valium, or, alternatively she is the dumbest bitch on the planet. Sneezy and Dopey seem to want to bail her out. On the other hand, anyone who “grew up” (and the scare quotes are mine) eating liverwurst squeezed out of a tube may be just that stooopid.
Guess Mittens got his “gifts” today so he can shut his pie hole on that line…govermint food you know… and maybe a pen or a flag pin or some such trinket.
I understand it now.
The Dumb One ate food from tubes on the spaceship while traveling with Romney from Metaluna, but The Stench leveraged him out of his share of brain matter, such as it was.
Gotta love that “Dump Boehner” campaign… how do we get in for some grade-A trolling?
In re: RINO Pretenders: http://bildungblog.blogspot.com/2012/11/blog-post_310.html
Isn’t Greta a member of the Church o’ Scientology? Kinda says it all, no?