News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishwater claims that the Second Amendment is from Jeebus, but He didn’t want you to use a sword to rip off the Nazareth 7-11.
- The Right to Life Ends at Birth - Won’t you help the owner of the cheapest rug in the Senate (it needs a chin-strap) Rand Paul as he grifts for legislation that declares that life begins at conception and “undo Roe v. Wade once and for all”? (National Pro-Life Alliance)
- Apologies - The lady who gave the NRO’s Rich Lowry “starbursts”, Mooselini has apologized for calling Republicans Wusses. (Politico)
- Hey guys, remember that time when unspeakable mix of lube and fecal matter Cardinal Frothy Santorum went before Congress with his favorite prop (his daughter Bella, who with a birth defect) and argued that the US should not ratify the UN treaty on the Rights of the Disabled (Essentially it is the Americans With Disabilities Act as a non-binding international standard) because it might interfere with the Xristian Xrazies ability to home-school their Jeebus-loves-dinosaurs kids? Me Neither!, but anyway, it seems that Wingnuttia actually listened to the sweater-vested Scold because the GOP Senate just voted to reject the treaty, and they stated that it was because it would interfere with home schooling. Well-played, Frothy, well-played. (TPM)