News Briefs
News you can use all day
(Petunia and Pals) Did you know that anti-worker laws are a victory for capitalism? It’s true! Check out the Chiron under the couch.
- As long as we’re talking about Capitalism, the economy added a large number of jobs in November: 146,000 more people are employed, and the unemployment rate fell to 7.7 percent. The statisticians were expecting only about 85,000 new jobs. (Think Progress)
- The Ruth Institute, which is a lower-shelf, private label brand of NOM (the vanity project of notorious ethics-challenged shill for hire and unwed mother Maggie Gallagher) has concluded that marriage equality is Socialism, and it’s coming for your family. Also/Too: feminism. Men should provide for their wimmins, who should be home birthin’ some babies. No, really. (Equality Matters)
- And now we can rest assured that alleged adulterer South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley will not appoint herself to be Jim DeMint’s replacement in the US Senate:
“I want to make two things clear from the outset. Number one, I will not take the appointment myself. Number two, I will appoint a person who has the same philosophy of government that Jim DeMint and I share.”
God save us! But on the bright side, there is only one Michele Bachman… (Governor SC)
Unemployment rate of 7.7%, or in Fox terms, 10.0%.
Aw, go for it, Nikki. One more adulterer isn’t going to make any difference.
So, did I just hear Petunia say she is Pro Choice?