Happy Hannukkah

Hannukkah Ham Sale!

The only thing that could make this any better is if it came to us from WalMart. Oh, wait.

(Hat tip with a mightly flourish and sweeping bow to TexBetsy)

This entry was posted on Saturday, December 8th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Tengrain and is filed under Happy Holidays. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

5 Responses to “Happy Hannukkah”

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard: December 8th, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Oy gevalt! Don’t those goyim know that latkes, gelt, and kugel are just what the doctor ordered?

    I went home for the Shabbos,
    The way I always do.
    How am I to show, that I’m an observant Jew?
    I was gambling with a dreidel,
    I took a little risk.
    Send latkes, gelt, and kugel.
    Invite me to the bris.

    I’m the innocent bystander,
    And somehow I got stuck.
    Between a rock and a hard place,
    Oy vey, I’m a schmuck.

    They took me for a gonif.
    A shyster, to be sure.
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel
    To show my heart is pure.

    Send latkes, gelt and kugel!
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel!

    It’s a shonda for the goyim,
    The way it all went down
    Send latkes, gelt and kugel
    Before I leave this town.

  2. TheCunningRunt: December 8th, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    BBBB, I was gonna say something, but somehow it’s now irrelevant. ;)

  3. jimbo57: December 9th, 2012 at 5:53 am

    Ahhh, the Chanukah ham. Just like my bubby used to make!

  4. Dimitrios: December 9th, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I once ate a Chanucka Ham sandwich in our local Jewish Oyster Bar.

  5. Tom Belt: December 10th, 2012 at 10:02 am

    The Supreme Court successfully assisted the republican party in stealing the election and installing a group of war criminals while paving the way for corporations and wall street to buy the elections and fleece the American people.